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The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via megasilly)

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I am attempting this new parenting tactic with my mom. It is called I do what I want.

Besides for the emotional turmoil

The threatening

The attempts of manipulations.

Like it’s working out pretty well if you only look at the results. I mean the
results were almost homocide.

The keyword is ALMOST.

But I had a great time in between the two points were I lost my mind and shouted at an inanimate object.

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

(Source: princesconsuela, via swanishdynamite)

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joolaweed:

MORIARTY BEING LIKE “OH, YOU STILL DON’T KNOW, DO YOU? THE REASON WHY HE DIED. WHY HE… LEFT YOU. FUNNY REALLY, THAT HE DIDN’T TELL YOU HIMSELF… BUT, I SUPPOSE… UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES…” and he glances meaningfully at john’s wedding ring or mary if she’s around AND JOHN IS LIKE… SO MAD.. .JAW CLENCHED… JUST LIEK… WAITING TO HEAR WHY SHERLOCK JUMPED BECAUSE HE’S SO CURIOUS… AND MORIARTY KNOWS

(via sweetlittlekitty)

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'Are you a present?' the pine tree asked. 'Presents are pretty much the only thing allowed to sit beneath me during this time of year.'

The latke sighed. ‘Presents aren’t really a big part of Hanukah,’ it said in a voice hoarse from screaming. ‘There’s nothing wrong with giving gifts to loved ones, of course, but it’s more important to light the candles for eight consecutive nights, to commemorate the miracle in the temple and the miracle of victory even when you are thoroughly outnumbered, so you shouldn’t give up hope.’

'Plus, Santa Claus,' said the pine tree.

The latke was too exhausted to scream. ‘Santa Claus has nothing to do with it,’ the latke said. ‘Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things.’

‘But different things can often blend together,’ said the pine tree. ‘Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.’

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littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via roseofhufflepuff)

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

(via megasilly)

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I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
— (via touchhhthebutt)

(Source: jessielou24, via megasilly)

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wylderwolfy:

if you’re ever sad, please try and imagine how cool and hardcore Cecil Gershwin Palmer would think you are, living in a world with wheat toast and mountains, and how many times he might call you “neat”

(via megasilly)

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tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

(Source: willoughbooby, via moriarteay)

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

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